Hello everyone! Did you miss me? I missed you a whole lot! (I sound like a Care Bear…) I’ll be giving you a new announcement in the scheduling of Learning the Lessons of the Twilight Zone later on, but for now, I’d like to bring you… a holiday special.

The Twilight Zone is filled with lessons, but what would lessons be without including a bit of holiday cheer in them? I’ll be bringing you three episodes of the Twilight Zone that are rich with lessons, snow and a whole bunch of twists.

Warning: There will always be spoilers.


As humans, we are always searching. We’re searching for who we are, what we’re supposed to do, what we’re meant for. We always search and search, but we never really seem to get the upper hand. Every time we think we’re at the top, something always knocks us back down and we have to start all over again. We question our existence all the time and for sheer moments, we totally know who we are, but then we’re back to the drawing board. In Five Characters in Search of an Exit (S3E14), The Twilight Zone takes the idea of existentialism, the philosophy of knowing who you are and being able to cast your own acts of will, into a troubling experience for five characters. It’s frightening not to know who you are, but what if you were also in a place where you don’t know how you got there?

five-characters-in-search-of-an-exit-1Five Characters in Search of an Exit (S3E14) tells the story of literally five characters. We’re introduced to an Army Major (William Windom). He starts off his journey disheveled and confused. He looks around and wonders where he is only to see a light above him and no way to climb up. Everything is solid around him, hollow in fact. It appears that he’s alone, but wait… there’s a clown (Murray Matheson). The Major, more confused as ever and doesn’t understand, as we don’t understand. What’s happening? Where are they? Our clown puts it into perspective for him, but the Major doesn’t understand. The Major asks if there must be a circus around there. He states, “…there must be a circus. A clown, a circus. An officer, a war. That’s logic, isn’t it? But it doesn’t figure at all. Not at all.” He says, the Major is just like the rest of them. Wait… the rest of them?! He turns to see a ballet dancer (Susan Harrison), a hobo (Paul Wexler), a… bagpiper?! (Clark Allen) Okay, logic definitely dictates that these things do not belong together, but here they are, in this place together with no idea who they are and no idea how they got there.

First things first, this episode is a superb testament of how grand Rod Serling is as a writer, as well as an adaptor. This story was adapted from the story “The Depository” by Marvin Petal and the titled mashed together from Six Characters in Search of an Author, a Pirandello play and Jean-Paul Sartre’s No Exit. It involves no type of setting at all except for this vast like space. The dialogue, a Serling speciality, completely takes over the story. We search for the whys, the whats and the wheres from Serling’s introduction, inching towards it every time, but we’re still given so little until those final moments. It makes the episode a mystery of it’s own. It’s an episode that solely relies on you taking the context clues and logic and putting them together yourself. As Serling says in his intro, “We will not end the nightmare, we’ll only explain it…”

It’s hard to see characters have a bad time in the Twilight Zone. It’s even harder to see these characters have an even worse time. Not knowing who they are or where they are is just the tip of the ever cracking iceberg. The only thing to signal that that they might be around people is an ominous bell that rings every so often. It’s frightening, perhaps maddening to know that someone’s out there, they know why you’re there, but they can’t hear you, no matter how much you shout. It’s as equally frightening to know that you don’t know yourself. That’s probably the scariest notion of all.

five-characters-in-search-of-an-exitThe twist at the end of this episode really comes with a shut and then an upset. The team tries to formulate a plan in order to get out. They finally succeed, but just when you think the major is out. He falls into the snow. We’re lead back into the place where the other team looks up and the ballerina hopes that the major will come back. We fade, but when everything comes back, a little girl finds something in the show. She finds a doll? That’s odd right? Oh, but get this, the doll is wearing the same exact close as the Major. She taps on the woman ringing the bell outside a circular bin. When the twist comes to you, you least expect it. These five characters are not people. They’re not even human. Christmastime is here and the Viewpark Girls Home is having a Christmas Doll Drive. Who are they? They are the discarded toys for the drive.

Now, let’s get to the nitty gritty. This is gonna be new for me (and you guys), we’re gonna dive into the meaning AND the lesson now because I got a lot to say.

The Meaning & The Lesson: Since this episode not only relies on context clues, we have to assume a lot of what they’re going through. What are they?  They are themselves. A clown, a hobo, a ballerina, a Major and a bagpiper, but who are they really? They’re characters. We look for characters in everything and even we, sometimes, are characters, in the sense of what we do for our job and what we do in life? We have titles for what we do. We’re writers, artists, creators, innovators, actors and so on. We identify our professional and personal existence with these titles. We are these characters in a sense and also trying to find context clues to create our own existence.

Now for the lesson lesson, this episode is a bit sad for a lot of reasons. The toys really don’t know who they are or where they truly belong. Rod Sterling, in his last monologue, sheds a little bit of light on the damning situation as the ballerina cries inside the cylinder. The hope is that these five characters, these discarded toys, will end up in the hands of children who will love them. That will allow them to find a sense of identity and existence with that child who wants to care for them at the girls home.

We are shown a little bit of of a lot of things, but we are also shown a lot of existentialism. The characters didn’t know who they were. They needed to get outside of the ten to know who, what and where they are. When they did, the cycle repeats itself, but until they find themselves in the hands of a child, that’s where their true existence can lie. As humans, we ponder about existence because that’s what we do. We’re eager to know about ourselves. In this episode, I think the lesson out of all of this is take your time learning about yourself. Take your time in figure some sh*t out for yourself because you dine something you really don’t want to know?

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The Clown is the most apathetic of them all.

In this episode, the characters also deal with apathy and the personal responsibility that we all face as well. The apathy comes from the characters who have been there already except the ballerina. They’ve basically accepted their fate, they know that they’re probably not gonna get out until something changes, they’re numb to it all. Their lack of concern with what’s happening, the whys, whats and wheres aren’t important to them. However, the Major and Ballerina have the personal responsibility to know what’s happening to them. They need to figure out who they are, what they’re doing there and how they get out. It’s like the choices that we have to make as well. Do we want to lie down and just go “meh” when we need to figure out what to do? Or do we wanna actually get up and get sh*t done? You totally wanna do the second one by the way, life might be hard, but you got this… you totally got this.

Well, to come back, this was a bit of a heavy lesson. So, I’m totally sorry about that. I’ll be back Wednesday to give you another Learning the Lessons of the Twilight Zone Christmas Special.

Insha Fitzpatrick
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